Valentine’s Day is coming up and it’s going to be a weird one. Many of us haven’t gone on a date since 2019; others have been cooped up with the same person for months, wearing the same not-so-cute pair of sweatpants. Whether you’re spending the day solo or with a significant other, these sexy weed treats are a lot more fun to give and receive than another one of those cellophane-wrapped boxes of drugstore candy. After the hell we’ve all been through, everyone deserves a little love this year.
Martha Stewart CBD Valentine’s Day 6 Flavor Sampler, Wellness Gummies
Just when you thought Martha Stewart couldn’t top teaching us all how to fold a fitted sheet, she releases this sweet sampler set of CBD Wellness Gummies. With up to six different flavors, like pink grapefruit and rhubarb, this pack is perfect if you’re looking for a little calm this Valentine’s Day. Sit back, grab a couple gummies, your boyfriend pillow, and get ready to enjoy the perfect night in. Shop Canopy, $69
Rose Delights x Chef Dominique Crenn – Apple Passion
An edible created by a three-star Michelin chef? Sign us up. Chef Dominique Crenn of Atelier Crenn has teamed up with the folks at Rose Delights to create these Apple Passion gummies, featuring Jonathan apples and Rincon Tropics Passionfruit. Infused with M-Con Royale Flower Rosin from Royal Key Organics, this luscious edible is sure to put you in the perfect mood. It does have “passion” right in the name, you know? Jane, $29.75
Mad Lilly Raspberry Hibiscus Spritzer
Pour a glass of Mad Lilly’s Valentine-hued spritzer to set a fun and romantic mood. The lush, aromatic hibiscus is exactly the bouquet we actually want this year. Mad Lilly uses a process known as “nano-emulsified cannabis extraction,” which means you’ll feel the relaxing effects of the drink faster than the typical edible, generally in just about 15 to 20 minutes. Eaze, $9.
Emjay – The Sex Kit
For this sexy weed kit, Emjay has pulled together a vial of Foria’s THC-infused Pleasure Arousal Oil, two Sundae Driver mini blunts from Artisan, and a “special non-cannabis item to help set the mood.” If you’re lucky enough to have a partner in quarantine, this should be everything you need to spice things up.
Platinum Love Bites Gummies
Chocolate-covered strawberries are a Valentine’s Day classic. Platinum’s Love Bites Gummies put a new twist on the tradition. These chocolate-dipped confections are limited-edition, so you might want to buy an extra pouch while you can. Dr. Greenthumb DTLA, $20.
Dad Grass Weedhearts Five Pack Dad Stash
This clever decoy sleeve disguises a five-pack of pre-rolled CBD joints as a box of those little candy hearts that no one actually likes–so you know they’ll be safe from any curious quarantine mates. Dad Grass, $37
Life Elements Venus CBD Bath Bomb
Channel the energy of the Goddess of Love this Valentine’s Day with the Venus CBD Bath Bomb from Life Elements. As a Valentine’s Day special, the folks at Life Elements recommend pairing the bath bomb with their intimate body oil. Life Elements, $28
Black Dahlia Grand Cru CBD Bonbons
Upgrade your Valentine’s Day chocolate with these luxurious and sexy weed treats. Black Dahlia’s Grand Cru CBD Bonbons are made with velvety dark chocolate with notes of red fruit. And with 20mg of CBD infused in each piece, you’ll certainly want to have more than one. Black Dahlia, $65
Foria – The Quickie Kit
Sometimes all you have time for is a quickie. With their Quickie Kit, Foria is making sure that you get the most out of your intimacy time. The kit includes bestsellers from their Intimacy Collection, including their arousal oil and intimacy lubricants, all in mini sizes to encourage you to try something new. Foria Wellness, $44.
Artet Rosemary Jane Canned Cocktail
Making cocktails is fun but sometimes you just want to relax. Artet took their favorite cocktails and put them in a can making life just that much easier. Their Rosemary Jane flavor offers a refreshing taste with notes of grapefruit and rosemary—along with five milligrams of THC and five milligrams of CBD so you can really kick back. Sweet Flower, $6-$20.
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